Ride Reports: Gravel Gauntlet
For a few years now, I had wondered what it would be like to ride to
some of Murphy's gravel rides, the "Gravel Gauntlet" series. Compared
to other rides I've ridden to, Murphy's rides are a lot more intense,
both in terms of the more technical nature of the roads and in terms
of the pace needed to finish the ride. I wasn't sure if I would be
able to ride to and from all of them (both from a logistical/timing
standpint and from a fitness standpoint), but I figured I would at
least ride to the first one.
Panoche Desert Hills
Because the Murphy rides are a lot more technically challenging than
most road rides, I decided I should get at least some sleep before
the ride itself, rather than riding through the night to start the
ride in the morning without sleep. As such, I booked myself a room
at the "lovely" Best Western Apricot Inn. My plan was to ride down
there after work on a Friday, do the ride itself on Saturday, and
ride home after. From work to the hotel would be almost exactly 200km.
The Friday before the ride happened to be Saint Paddy's Day, so I rode
down to work with some friends on our traditional pre-work barway,
on my gravel bike and carrying everything I would need for the whole
weekend (extra kit, toiletries, etc.) I left work at around 1530 and
figured if I could manage 25kph (a solid "long distance" pace for me,
without tiring myself out too much for the ride itself) I would get
to the hotel at 2330 and be able to sleep a solid 6-7 hours.
The first 100km or so went quite smoothly. Leaving work and getting
through Sunnyvale, Santa Clara, and San Jose sucked due to all the
mega-long suburb lights. (Why do suburbs make their traffic lights
take 10 minutes per cycle? It's SO ANNOYING.) But, once I was through
that and on to Monterey Road, things were going pretty well. I had
a bit of a tailwind and not too long after the turn on to CA-152 I
stopped a place called Casa de Fruta to get some dinner. As the name
might suggest, they sell fruit, but there's also a restaurant. Turns
out the only vegetarian food they had was their breakfast stuff,
so I had some French toast and coffee and Coke before heading out.
The rest of the ride to the hotel would be a small climb (Pacheco
Pass) on CA-152, then various small roads winding south next to
I-5. The climb went well, as I still had a bit of a tailwind and was
feeling pretty good after dinner. However, it was dark at this point
and during the descent I was going fast enough (70-80kph) that it
was hard to keep up with all the shit in the shoulder even with my
headlights cranked all the way up. I flatted about 1/3rd of the way
down, but fortunately in a controlled (i.e. not spectacular)
way, and managed to find a decent pullout area to fix it.
With the descent done, I just had the "easy" flat part next to I-5
to get to my hotel. Or so I thought. I had created the route on
ridewithgps following Google Maps directions, but in the dark it was
incredibly hard to follow. It would tell me to turn at seemingly
random locations where I couldn't even see a trail, let alone a
road. Getting through this section involved a lot of hopping fences
with scary "no trespassing" signs. A lot of it was directly beside
the aquaduct, which I guess is supposed to be restricted to prevent
people from dumping stuff into it? In any case, I was pretty worried
about getting caught during this stretch, and got another flat to add
insult to injury. I considered more than once whether I would get in
more trouble for riding on I-5 or these "closed" roads, but decided
that there were way more people on I-5 who would probably call in a
cyclist. At one point in a restricted area I passed a house where a
dog started barking and chasing me, and was super worried somebody
would come out and yell at me, but I was lucky and nothing came of it.
Eventually I landed at my hotel, but at 0030 it was way later than I
had hoped due to my flats and navigational issues. In order to get
something to eat and make it to the ride on time the next morning,
I'd have to set my alarm for 6ish. I think I chose 0615 just to give
myself that extra 15 minutes of "luxury", with the understanding that
there would be no time for snooze. But, before hitting the sack I had
a few things to take care of. I patched the tubes that I had flatted
earlier in the evening, so I'd be back up to my full complement (3)
for the ride the next day, and got a giant fruit smoothie from Micky
D's, the only source of food that was still open next to the hotel. I
also briefly hopped in the hotel pool in an effort to loosen my legs,
but it was freezing cold so I didn't stay in long.
When I woke up in the morning I was still pretty tired, and hadn't
slept well since I was anxious about missing my alarm and getting to
the ride on time. I got some of the free hotel breakfast, said hi to
my friends Pau and Rebecca, and rolled to the start.
The first third of the Panoche course is definitely the hardest.
AFter a quick, flat road section you are plopped on to a super steep,
unrelenting dirt climb. I had grand illusions of trying to stick
with the front group, but after the first few rises it was clear that
wasn't going to happen in my current state. After the climb there's
a pretty terrifying descent before the first rest stop, where I
was extremely disappointed to find absolutely no coke (but
plenty of beer, for some reason). I drank a lot of water and tried
to eat some stuff, but a lot of the food was too dry to eat easily,
so I rolled out in search of coke at the next rest stop.
Between the first and second rest stops, the course is pretty
straightforward except for one creek/river crossing where I couldn't
manage to avoid getting my shoes and socks completely soaked.
Fortunately, they dried out fairly quickly. The climb up to the
second rest stop is long but not nearly as steep as the first climb,
and I was able to keep a pretty steady pace up it. The second rest
stop had plenty of coke, so I had two and ate a lot (they also had
From there, the course is a sort of roller coaster ride down to the
third and final rest stop, followed by a flat "roadie burn" section
through some fields/vineyards back to the start. I left the last
rest stop with a few folks and we worked together for a bit to get
to the finish. I think I was 19th overall or something like that,
not terrible all things considered.
Of course, I was happy to have finished the ride itself, but I still
had the ride home to contend with. My route would take me on Panoche
Road all the way over to CA-25, then through Hollister and Watsonville
and up CA-1 back to the city. It would be 300km from the ride finish,
which seemed a bit daunting as I was sitting at the finish feeling
pretty beat from the ride itself. I had some food, allowed myself to
have one beer (and chose a pretty weak one), refreshed ye olde
chammy cream, and rolled out.
I stopped briefly at the gas station next to the hotel to buy some
water and cokes to get through the night before continuing on to