A lot of people tell me that to drink coffee is to sell out to some kind of evil, a DarkSide of sorts. I can't think of anything further from the truth; coffee is a wonderous substance, instilling joy in all who drink it and bringing much happiness throughout the world.
However, I still refer to the coffee lifestyle as the DarkSide sometimes, mainly because it sounds cool. And, well, good coffee is dark. As in black. Straight up. None of that cream or sugar crap.. that just gets in the way.